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A little boy comes into the kitchen one day & says to his mum “Granny’s got a prawn!”

The mother says “What on earth do you mean?”

The boy takes his mother & shows her Granny stark naked asleep on the sofa. He points to grandma’s protruding clitoris & says “Granny’s got a prawn!”

His mother whispers “That’s your grandmother’s clitoris son!”

To which the little boy replies…”Well it tastes like a prawn!”

Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?

You cant Marmalade your dick up some chicks ass.